The I Hate to Read Book

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Find it wherever good books are dreaded.

If you’re reading this, you will not like this book. It’s not for you.

This book is for all the people who are NOT reading this.

They won’t like it either, but it’s short. They’ll like that.

“I didn’t actually read this book. If I had, I would have loved it ― but I never will.” -- Billy

“‘Hate’ isn’t a strong enough word for me. I loathe reading. I don’t even like looking at pictures ― which there are none of.” -- Wally

“This isn’t what I wrote about this stupid book.” -- Zane

“This is an excellent coffee table book, if your coffee table hates to read.” -- Solomon

“This book made my teacher cry.” -- David

“My son loved this book. He said it was delicious.” -- Mr. Jones

“THIS BOOK IS SO DUMB THAT I COULD’VE WRITTEN IT.” -- Jimmy

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